XXXMas Haikus

Santa and Reindeer
Fly down the Jersey Turnpike.
Traffic is a bitch.

I know it's dirty;
It's hot and full of stiff wood.
Please sweep my chimney.

From Big Time Bobby;
Merry Christmas to my ho's.
Unzip for your gift.

Charles reads lots of books.
He also drinks lots of booze.
And bones lots of chicks.

Blonde Amerigo.
Oh, how we miss your sweet moves.
Why is Dan Hilson?