Friday, June 6, 2008

Drunk Saturday


Gentlemen,

To completely shit on this cheap ass office party, I plan on showing up really, really drunk. By the way, I have a mustache. And so should you. If not real, then fake. Groucho Marx. I heard Asylum gives beer out for free on Saturday and Dan's pours it down your throat. So I figure we get the whole gang together and work our way from Asylum to Dan's to cheap ass work party.

My phone number is 917-343-4343. Invite everyone.

Sincerely,
Charles Bronson

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