Reasons I Won't Be Coming

I'm tired.

I made other plans.

She and I really don't get along.

I had Chinese last week.

I'm just getting over this flu.

I think I'm coming down with something.

I have a hair appointment.

All we're going to talk about is her relationship.

I hate that place.

Those people are lunatics.

God, the traffic.

I just don't feel like it.

I have to get up early tomorrow.

I never said I would go in the first place.

I'm trying to save money.

It's raining.

I already promised I would do something with her.

I'm not hungry.

That's like half an hour from here.

I have nothing to wear.

I'm already in my pjs.

It's a school night.

It got really bad reviews.

Those parties always suck.

I'm not gonna be third wheel.

I need to feed my cats.

I just feel like hanging here.

It gets so smoky in there.

It's too loud.

We won't be able to see the stage.

Lost is on tonight.

I have to wait for the cable guy.

There's no place to park.

I don't have a ride.

I have to work late.

It's in this really bad neighborhood.

My back hurts.

I lost my phone.

I planned on staying in.

I already rented this movie.

There's no gas in the car.

I heard that place sucks.

This book is really good.

I'm having some issues on the homefront right now.

We're going to be the only white people there.

I don't want to have to go all the way up there and then have to come all the way back.

I hate packed theaters.

I can't stand waiting in line.

I need to take a shower.

I have better things to do.

I don't know how to get there.

I didn't have fun last time I went there.

I already promised I'd see it with her.

I don't know how long the meeting will go, so...