Bronson Ball

With the anticlimactic release of the Mitchell report today, fans everywhere were treated to little more than the validation of what their hearts had been telling them for quite some time: baseball is fucked. I don’t intend to offer any sentiments on juicers and nonjuicers or what can be done to move forward. Instead I wish to sum up my position on the matter with the following comments from Charles Bronson:

“Are you fucking kidding me? Here. (pulls down pants) Why don’t you take that needle and suck out some testosterone and give it to a kid who needs it. Some kid somewhere with a hormonal deficiency could use some, so go ahead. Don’t be shy, seriously. I’ve been bit by worse. And I’ll still strike your ass out.”