Put On Your Thinking Cap

To The New Readers and Fans of My Bronson,
I know you have no idea what you're reading, so allow me to enlighten and frighten. Through the required readings posted above and below you will begin to embrace and understand an essence of being. This essence does not posses an acute lightness, but it could be unbearable if, as with my own personal Bronson, you take on too much too fast. My Bronson's message is this; be a sponge... or at least be some sort of 75% effective contraceptive device.

The tales and lessons in My Bronson are told and taught to create a new cultural zeitgeist.

As you read, take note of not only My Bronson's attitude towards materialsm, capitalism, eroticism, jizm, and criticism, but also of women, sex, booze, and rock... in other words; all things Bronson. If you take Bronsonius Rex seriously, then you'll enrich your life and the lives of those around you. You will learn how to rock a bit better, a bit longer, and a bit stronger. You will find an unspoken kinship with those who have also studied My Bronson. If you are able to make a concentrated effort to learn the word and spread it, then we hope that one day My Bronson will become Our Bronson. By reading and studying these words the power is in your hands and you are on the frontlines of the battle to snub out white-america-douchery and lame-chick-lamery. Embrace the responsibility and make Our Bronson proud.

Go forth and prosper.